all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues
When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”